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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 00:42
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Have you ever lied to your family? What were the circumstances?
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
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Thumbs down again.
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Just Forget it!
No way
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
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Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
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Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Do you have any problem dating a younger man?
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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